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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[cheerful music]

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[ice cream truck music]

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[chuckles]

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Here it comes.

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Boy, what I won't do for ice cream...

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[yelling like Tarzan]

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[coughing]

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[sigh]

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Here goes!

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[Squeak laughs]
Don't waste your time, Garf!

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Squeak!
How'd you know I was up here?

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I know all, I see all.

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I see that the ice cream truck
will hit a pothole in the street,

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and a case of Chocolate Num-Num Bars
with almonds will pop out.

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[ice cream truck music]

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"Chocolate Num-Num Bars with almonds."

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Told you.

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I have developed the power
to see into the future.

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By the way,
the garbage truck is about to come by,

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and when it hits the same pothole,

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you'll be covered
with thirty pounds of rotten mackerel.

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[intriguing music]

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[dramatic music]

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You know,
I always like a little smelly fish

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with my Chocolate Num-Num bars.

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[cheerful music]

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Okay.

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Now that I'm de-fished,

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I need to find out how Squeak did that.

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[Squeak] You want to know how I know
what's going to happen before it happens?

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Jon's doing chores.

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He's about to hit his thumb
with a hammer.

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-How could you possibly know?
-[Jon hammers then screams]

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[Jon] Ouch! That hurts!

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[Jon yells]

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I'll hide.

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He's going to say:

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"Oh, I smashed my poor little thumb
with that big hammer!"

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[Jon] Oh, I smashed my poor little thumb
with that big hammer!

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And now he's going to trip over Odie.

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[Jon] Odie! Oh, look out!

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And you're gonna wander off
wondering how I do this.

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[laughing]

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Right again.

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You're wondering, too.

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Well, I'll let you in on the secret.

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I've been doing something
you've been doing.

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That's right. In fact,
you're doing it right this second.

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Come on.

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-[starts TV]
-I've been watching The Garfield Show!

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[upbeat music]

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Jon got a new satellite dish
with all these new channels!

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And on one of them, guess what I found...

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Here it comes!

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Boy, what I won't do for ice cream!

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[yelling like Tarzan]

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[coughing]

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-[laughing] Yes!
-[Garfield] Here it goes!

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So you see, the reason I know
what's going to happen before it happens

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is that I've seen this cartoon already.

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Yeah, really!

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Jon and Garfield, they don't know
about this terrific channel.

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And they don't know
I've been recording episodes

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and storing them
on the video recorder here.

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This episode?

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It's a rerun
and I recorded it three weeks ago.

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Here, I'll jump ahead.

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I'll jump ahead.

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Haha!

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Haha!

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[grimacing]

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[laughing] Let's see what happens
in the next scene.

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-[fast forward]
-[Garfield] Squeak,

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I don't know
how you predict the future but...

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I know, I know.

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You want me to feed you my predictions

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and you'll become famous

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as "The Cat Who Can Predict the Future."

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[echo] Future... Future...

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Deal.

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[chuckles]

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That's coming up.

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I'd better get in there
so I can be in that scene.

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-[Odie mutters]
-Okay, here's my idea, Odie.

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I'll give out Squeak's predictions
and I'll become famous as...

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-"The Cat Who Can Predict the Future!"
-[echo] Future... Future...

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[cuckoo]

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[Odie mutters]

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[tick tock]

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[Garfield] Squeak!

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I don't know
how you predict the future but...

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I know, I know.

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You want me to feed you my predictions

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and you'll become famous

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as "The Cat Who Can Predict the Future."

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[echo] Future... Future...

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Deal.

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[chuckles]

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Come on, Odie.

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Let's get to work!

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[Odie mutters]

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Now comes the part where I give
Garfield predictions

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and he passes them on to Jon...

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Garfield!

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I don't know how you knew that meteor
was going to crash down,

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but you shoved me aside just in time!

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[chuckles]

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And you guessed
who'd win the soccer match

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and you even knew the final score!

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[dramatic music]

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Is it possible you've become...

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-"The Cat Who Can Predict the Future?"
-[echo] Future... Future...

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How did I know
you were going to say that?

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The scientific community
has been rocked by reports of a cat

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that can predict the future.

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In the last seven days,
Garfield Cat has predicted

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the outcome of the American World Series,

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the outcome
of the Indianapolis 500 motor race

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and the outcome
of the legendary Kentucky Derby.

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He also amazingly predicted
that those three events,

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usually held months apart,

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would all, for some reason,

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take place in the same week.

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But perhaps the cat's
most impressive forecast

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came today...
-You're famous, Garfield.

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I don't know how you do it.

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Tonight, Garfield's powers will be tested

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on a special telecast of the TV series

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Somebody's Got Talent.

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If he can indeed predict the future,

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he will win one million dollars.
-[gasp]

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[dramatic music]

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[eerie music]

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[laughs happily]

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[Odie mutters happily]

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[Jon] That's right!

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-We'll win one million dollars.
-[till sound]

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I'll win one million dollars.

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I'm going to get ready
to go to the station.

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Come on, Odie.

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[happy barking]

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Ready to go, Squeak?

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I'll meet you down there.

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There something I've gotta do first...

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Suit yourself.

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Just make sure you're there in time

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so I'll pass their test.

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Jon probably thinks I'll spend
the whole million on lasagna,

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[laughs] ...but that's silly.

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I'll spend half on ravioli.

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[worried sigh] I realized something.

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I realized I'd never watched
the end of this episode!

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Here we go, guys.

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When we return home,
we'll have a million bucks.

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I'll have a million bucks.

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I need to know what happens in the end
so I'll know what to tell Garfield.

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[horrified] What? Episode deleted!

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That can't be.

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I must have accidentally hit
the delete button.

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It's gone!

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What am I gonna do if I can't watch
the end of the episode?

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[mumbles]

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I know!

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This episode is on right now!

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It is! You're watching it, right?

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Well then, I can watch it.

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I just need to turn to the channel.

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[jingles]

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The Garfield Show will not be seen

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so we can bring you tonight's edition

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of Somebody's Got Talent!

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Oh, no! We've been pre-empted!

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The show's not on!

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Quick! Call the station and complain!

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[hurried music]

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Oh, no...
Garfield is gonna be so mad!

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And right now,
that's the only thing I can predict!

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[upbeat music]

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[anchor] And now,
the host of Somebody's Got Talent,

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Dr. Whipple!

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Good evening.

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As usual, I'm joined tonight

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by the lovely actress, Kate Turkeybaster.

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-[buzzer]
-I vote no!

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[Dr. Whipple] Not yet.

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Wait until there's an act on stage.

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And also with us,

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is the famous food critic,
Eddie Gourmand.

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Hello, world!

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That's right, I'm talking to each
and every one of you.

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-[applause]
-Ready to go on, Garfield?

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No. Where's my mouse?

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Tonight,
our first contestant is a local cat

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who claims to be able
to predict the future.

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-[buzzer]
-I vote yes!

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Not yet.

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We've arranged a special test
which, of course, he will fail,

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because it's impossible
to predict the future.

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-[buzzer]
-I knew you'd say that.

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I vote no.

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-Stay out of this!
-I have the right to say what I want!

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When do we vote?

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[overlapped chatter]

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-I can talk about food if I want!
-Can I get a word in here, please?

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[Squeak] Gotta get there...

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[hurried music]

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Garfield will be asked
to predict which of the 52 playing cards

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I will draw from the deck.

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If he's right,
he will win one million dollars!

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[audience gasps]

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[chuckles]

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And just to make things interesting,
if Garfield is wrong,

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his owner, Mr. Arbuckle,
will be dropped into this vat

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containing ten tons
of rancid cottage cheese.

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[audience] Ah...

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I voted for soft frozen yogurt.

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Oh, I love soft frozen yogurt!

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All right, Garfield.

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For one million dollars,
what card did I pick?

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[cuckoo sound]

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[xylophone sound]

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[suspenseful music]

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Squeak, where are you?

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You have fifteen seconds, Garfield.

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Squeak, how could you
abandon me like this?

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I'm going to have
to take a wild guess...

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I'll pick the three of clubs.

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[worried moan]

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[happy bark]

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[Squeak] Uh-oh...

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I'm just gonna have to guess...

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Jack of diamonds!

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Time's up, Garfield!

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What card am I holding?

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[key beep]

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-[beep]
-[Dr. Whipple] The Jack of diamonds?

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No, I'm sorry.

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-It was the three of clubs.
-[audience] Aw...

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-[buzzer]
-[Jon screams]

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[Squeak moans sadly]

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[audience cheering]

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[Jon] Garfield!

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[angry groan]

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[Jon groans]

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[Odie mutters sadly]

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[sad sigh]

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[sad music]

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Is Jon mad at you?

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No, not really.

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He did say though
that the only thing he's going to feed me

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is rancid cottage cheese.

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Hey, Squeak,

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how did you make
those accurate predictions?

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I've been watching The Garfield Show.

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What?

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This show.

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It's on this great channel
I found on the TV.

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Look!

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[gasp]

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Is Jon mad at you?

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You've just been watching this episode?

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-[laughing]
-[mad] Squeak!

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When I get my hands on you...
Meow!

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Don't hurt me, Garfield!

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I'm sorry!

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[dramatic music]

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR